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This video is a bit unusual than the rest of the videos you saw with Achmed. This video is actually a commercial, where Jeff Dunham and Achmed give big big big thanks to Amazon.com for their support, and they also mention that Spark of Insanity(Jeff’s latest DVD) is one of the best selling comedy DVD’s of all times.

The video gets a bit irritating, because in the 2:37 minutes of the video Achmed sais at least 20 times “I kill you”, and variations of the sentence: “i kill them”.

Here’s the video:

Trust me it’s worth to buy/download Spark of insanity, as Achmed said: “you will laugh your buttaches off” when watching it ;)

In the christmas edtion Achmed will sing us a nice Christmas song: “Jingle bombs” in the usual Achmed way, I’m sure you will love it!

The lyrics of the video(quote from youtube):

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…
[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU!

Everyone is talking about it, every one knows what it means and where it came from and most importantly when anyone thinks of it a big smile rises on their faces.

I’m talking about the sentence from Jeff Dunham’s Achmed the Dead terrorist presentation

Most probably this is the line that most people remember and they just think back and its like they are watching the show again.

The videos from his latest DVD we’re watched by more than 10 million people(only on youtube!) so just think about all the video sharing sites that exist and all the peopole who bought/rented the dvd, all around the world Jeff Dunham is remembered by his funny lines and the great way he entertains.

I highly recommend you buy his DVD, because its worth every penny :D