The morwin looks like a dragon, but glows red when hunting.It starts irradicating the villagers, Kainan while hunting him is captured and held responsable for the murders, till everyone realizes that there really is a huge dragon in the forrest.

Kainan makes a plan to capture the morwin, by digging a huge trap and filling with oil. The morwin falls into the trap and is set on fire, but he manages to escape. While they are busy with the huge morwin, a small morwin climbs out from the well and kidnaps  the beautiful princess Freya. Kainan and Wulfric take a piece from Kainan’s ship and forge a powerful spear and sword out of it which can pierce the morwin’s skin. With the help of both of them Freya decapitates the small morwin. On their way to escape they hit a dead end and they have to fight. Wulfric is killed by the morwin and Kainan kills the last of the morwins.

He says good bye to Freya saying that he is going home, but when he gets to the beacon he destroys it and returns to the vikings. Due to the death of king Rothgar,Freya  enherits the throne,and with the return of Kainan they will most probably get married and rule together.

At Heroes after the death of his father Nathan instantly became evil and wants to continue his father’s work and to kill Peter. He also reveals to the president the “secrets” about his friends, excluding himself of course. Instead of ending the movie Tim Kring had to make him evil in order to continue production, and by this way a new chapter begins: “Fugitives”.

In Prison Break everything started with Scofield wanting to save his brother. He saved his brother, they got into trouble and had to steal scylla. Now he got his brain surgery and only hours after the surgery he can walk and think clearly. The thing that b0thers him now is that Scylla is a good thing and it might help human kind evolve to alternative energy, the 100% conversion of the sun’s  power to energy( B Ar Ga In). Now really who the f*ck cares so much about the rest of the world? This movie should have ended a long time ago after breaking his brother out of prison. Yet the creator of the movie decided to continue the story which is getting really boring as we speak.

I have a feeling that i will stop watching both series, just like i did with Lost when it became so boring that it was enough for me to watch the beginning and the end of an episode.

As the title suggests this movie is related to the scary,date,epic movies, meaning that it’s a parody. As so we have a lot of superheroes spoofed,a lot of scenes taken and spoofed from movies like Batman, Spiderman,

Fantastic 4 etc oh and a happy ending. It has some cliches a few old jokes but overall you can have a good laugh. The main plot revolves around the Spiderman plot so it should be well known . Here we have Rick Rider(Drake Bell) who’s a  not so cool boy being late for the bus, wearing dorky glasses(Spiderman) being in love with a hot chick Jill Johnson (Sara Paxton) who happens to be he’s next door neighbor.

The class goes on a science trip to a pharmaceutical company where they check out bio-engineered animals where Rick happens to get bitten by a radioactive dragonfly. Developing superhuman attributes he goes on fighting crime getting into trouble and finally battling the evildoer  in the movie Lou Landers aka Hourglass(Christopher McDonald). As always good wins over evil and there you have it happy ending as mentioned before.

Max Payne – The movie based on the game with the same name created by Sam Lake presents the life of a detective – Max Payne(Mark Wahlberg) who’s wife and son were killed by 3 robbers and if he would have gotten home 10 minutes earlier he could have saved them.  He killed 2 of the robbers but never got the 3rd one, and thats why he transferred himself to the unable to solve cases section.

Since the murder of his wife he’s been pursuing leads that lead to dead ends. Till one day when he went to one of his informers where he met a russian chick who wanted to sleep with him. Max throws out the chick and the next day his former partner asks Max about her.

It turns out that the chick got slaughtered and Max’s wallet was found there. Max denies all charges, Alex discovers a resemblance(tattoo) between the russian chick and Max’s deceased wife. He tries to speak to Max but he gets murdered.

Max teams up with Mona Sax(the russian chick’s sister) and they find out that the wings tattoo is for protection. Later Max will find out that his old friend P.B killed his wife and it was all because of a drug their pharmaceutical company developed which created super soldiers.

The drug worked only on 1% of the test candidates, the rest had terrifying hallucinations and died. P.B puts 2 vials of the drug into Max’s pocket and wants to kill him creating a suicide scene. Max escapes and jumps into the freezing water from where he manages to get out to shore.

He can barely move so he drinks the vials and starts seeing demonic angels. He gets back up on his feet and goes back to the company where he kills more than a dozen soldiers, gets shot with a shotgun, an uzzi and still manages to Kill P.B and survive. Along with his survival his hallucinations dissappear.

Slayer’s Thoughts

The movie was great and captivating. At first i thought that they used fake snow, but later i read that the movie was shot in march near Torronto(CA). Also when the death angels first appeared and in a scene they pulled out a guy from the window i thought that they really existed. Only when they talked about the drug i figured out that it was just a hallucination.

I really liked that in the movie actors from Prison Break(Amaury Nolasco) and Heroes(Brea Grant) starred. It was in the same time weird and cool.

I gave the movie a 4.5/5 rating because the survival of Max is exagerated: he’s got no vest and he still survives a bullet in the arm, shotgun shells in his shoulder and 2 uzzi bullets in his chest.

Slayer's Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

The whole movie’s action is around Wade Porter(Stephen Dorff) who protecting his family accidentally killed a burgler with the baseball bat. He gets convicted for 3 years. On the bus a bigshot, Danny Samson kills a prisoner and one of his supporting underlings snatches the knife at Porter. Porter gets questioned by the guards but doesn’t admit that Samson killed the prisoner claiming he found the shanker below his seat on the bus.

For this he goes to the shoe, where every day he gets one hour in the yard, the rest: solitary. After a while he’s back to A BLOCK the regular prison cells section and he gets as cellmate John Smith(Val Kilmer) a guy who killed 14 men. He will later find out that the men who Smith killed were the relatives of the 2 burglers who broke into his house and raped and killed his wife and daughter. He made them feel just the way he did when he found his wife and daughter dead on the floor.

Porter notices that no one is picking on Smith and gets him to teach him the techniques of survival, which according to Smith is routine:“you get up, drink your coffee, go work out, just like at home” . The guards like watching the cons fight in the yard and they delete the tapes every time. For not testifying against Samson a chief guard, Lt. Jackson gets Porter prosecuted as an accomplice with Samson in the murder of that guy on the bus, by this way Porter gets extra 6 years.

Smith has a friend outside from the FBI who’s life he once saved, he gets Porter to get his wife to talk to him so they can grab the tapes from the yard before the guards delete them. The guards will shoot Smith, who will now be with his wife and daughter and die in glory. Porter gets released and united with his family.

The end. Of course there are many details which i didn’t include in this post, i didn’t want to spoil the whole movie. If this review got your attention watch the movie, because it’s worh it.

In 1976 an indian woman named Cherokee Kisum is murdered and set on fire by the SIX SIX SIX gang. Her small boy sees this. Postilero, one of the Victors(biker gang) was in love with Cherokee who asked him to safekeep “the treasure” for her son if something happens to her. Pistolero will keep his promise and he recruits in his gang BIX( Cherokee’s son) and he will keep his promise. The movie will end with BIX getting his treasure and The Gent, Pistolero and BIX going on 3 sepparate ways.

Jumping back to the main action of the movie: The Victors gang is ruling the streets with the lead of Pistolero. They kill and get lots of booties, well thats mostly what they live for.

One day the SIX SIX SIX gang comes back led by Billy Wings and The Deuce. They start ravaging stuff, and killing members of the Victors. Many of the Victors want to turn and join the SIX SIX SIX gang and kill the Victors, but pistolero figures it out and kills them all.

In the final battle BIX cuts The Deuce’s head off and Pistolero cuts Billy Wings neck and sets him on fire. Bix gets his treasure and all 3 of them go on sepparate ways.

I liked this movie becuase it had lots of funny moments(mostly the fight in the bar), so i recommend this movie to everyone above the age of 16(contains nudity and sex scenes).

Along with the start of the 4th season Prison Break has a new poster(which you can see on the left and enlarge it by clicking the small image) and a new generic.

The 4th season is all about getting Scylla, the black book of the organization which is made of 6 cards which contain equal segments of the data which will have to be decrypted.

You will find out that dr. Sarah Tancredi didn’t get killed, this meaning that she’s back in the game along with Lincoln Burrows, Sucre, Bellick, Mahone and a new chinese tech guy.

You will also see that Michael will get a part of his tatoos removed in order to blend in better and avoid recognition.

T-Bag is still out and he has the bird book which contains info on how to break into the organizations building and decrypt the codes, this means that Michael has to find them.

uuu…i can’t wait for the next episode to go live! Oh and one more thing: the next heroes episode is also close to its release date!

The main actors in this movie are David Belle (the father of Parkour) and Cyril Raffaelli, the movie featuring lots of parkour scenes(parkour is deifned by finding the fastest way from point A to point B.

I’m a big parkour fan myself, know a few jumps, turst me if you don’t warm up properly before doing it and if you don’t know how to roll your literarely screwed.

Anyway, getting back to the movie:

Banlieue 13 is a suburb a some city where gangs rule the streets without police or schools. A wall is separating the suburb from the city.

Leïto (David Belle) gets broken out of prison by  Capt. Damien Tomaso(Cyril Raffaelli) who claims to be a villain, but fails to convice Leito of this and the truth comes to the surface: he’s a police officer who was sent to retrieve and dissarm a bomb that will explode in 24 hours.

They work together and let themselves captured by Taha(a notorious villain) and they try to retrieve the bomb. After lots and lots of action scenes they get to the bomb.

When Damien tells Leito the defuse code(which is the current date and the name of the suburb – B13) Leito finds it suspicious and does anything in his power to avoid Damien to insert the code. Damien fights back still thinking thats its a dissarming code and not an arming one. Leito’s sister stops damien from entering the last digit and what do you know? the bomb doesn’t explode.

Damien and Leito grab the bomb and take it to the Colonel’s office and they start entering the digits, the colonel foolishly confesses everything with pride saying that suburb has to dissappear. This is recorded on video and broadcasted on all channels for the people to see what powerful people want to do, kill millions of people.

Leito and his sister return to Banlieue 13 and Damien promises he will go visit them.

An other thing that i really liked about the movie was the soundtrack, you can listen to the soundtrack and watch a trailer of the movie below:

For the past month I was an Alias addict, I downloaded all 5 seasons and watched all 105 episodes from start to end.

To be honest the first and the fourth series were the most exciting ones, the other series were a bit boring, also a very annoying thing was that someone died and a few episodes later popped back again(a good example is Irina Derevko and Vaughn, well mostly Vaughn in whom they emptied almost a full clip of an automated weapon and he surived(he didn’t have kevlar(anti bullet vest) on him).

Starting with the second seaosn Alias mostly got oriented to SCI-FI starting with the scene when the name Milo Rambaldi popped in. Rambaldi was a 15th centuri prophet who saw and wrote the future, and in his writings he described Sydney as the chosen one who will bring destruction upon the world. 3 seasons pass with the pursuit of Rambaldi artefacts, people die, people reviwe, new people show up in the movie.

Here’s my favorite scene from the whole movie(the end of 4th season):

Now this is an ending which requires the next episode, which i watched.

The 5th season has only 17 episodes and it ends with the death of Jack and the immortality of slone who is capped beneath the rocks, and has to stay there for eternity. Vaughn and Sydney have an other kid who’s name is Jack(symbolic). Their daughter, Isabelle is about 4-5 years old and she builds that IQ level measurement structure which Sydney also built once in her childhood.

The movie ends with the scene in which Dixon visits the Vaughn family at their beach house and asks them help for a new mission.

The End.

The most annoying thing was the poor way the animation scenes were made, you could clearly see that it’s 3d and not even close to real(c’mon I saw better animation scenes in movies from the ’90′s).

To be honest I only watched the movie because I really like Brendan Fraser, he always knows how to act and be ironic all the time. Jet Li didn’t have many performances in the movie, because in 3/4 of the movie his character was made on the computer.

I really liked the way the Yeti looked, you can notice the smoothness of the textures and that the animation/design is from 21st century, not like the other poor animations.

Overall the movie compared to the other 2 episodes from the series blows. The runtime is about 1:45 hours and trust me you already get bored in the first 15 minutes, the yeti scenes wake you up after which you can sleep comfortably till the movie reaches the last 5 minutes. It’s like a soap opera:it’s enough to see the beginning and the end of the movie.

Here’s the outline of the movie:

Alex O’Connellthe son of Rick O’Connell finds the mummy of the first Emperor of Qin and digs him out. Emperor Han was cursed 2000 years ago by a powerful sorcerer  A Chinese general awakes Emperor Han using a magical item(i can’t remember its name) and so the quest of getting to the magical place named Shangri where the emperor can get back his powers and raise his huge army.

Shangri is located in the Himalayas where our heroes are helped by the yetis, but still Emperor Han gets to Shangri and regains his power after which he transforms into a 3 headed dragon and flies back to his grave where he raises his army.

The sorcerer sacrifices her and her daughter’s immortality to raise those who were buried by Emperor Han under the Great Wall Of China. While the 2 mummy armies are fighting each other Our heroes kill the emperor,by this way destroying the mummy army of the emperor.

They return to Jonathan’s bar where they celebrate. Jonathan leaves to “a place where there aren’t any mummies”, in Peru to be more precise along with the magical diamond which awakened the Emperor. In the end of the movie a text pops up saying: “A few years later they found mummies in Peru” or something like that.

The end.

My suggestion is that unless your a kid who’s dying to watch the movie don’t buy cinema tickets, because you’ll regret it in the end, just go and watch an other movie.