Archive for the ‘Funny Internet’ Category
| 25 Jan 2008 |
Some people just can’t be lame enough |
This morning when i signed on Yahoo Messenger a guy who added me yesterday pops up with the nickname Yahoo Informations.
He really thinks everyone is dumb enough to just give away his password, at the beginning i played along a little but after that i just told him to fuck off, people like this make me sick, damn lamers!
Check out the conversation:
online.informations (7:15:27 AM): good morning
online.informations (7:15:36 AM): i am from Yahoo Information
online.informations (7:15:54 AM): i found on your ID 2 viruses, can you handle their removal?
exes_slayer (7:16:12 AM): oh no! i got viruses?
exes_slayer (7:16:16 AM): please tell me how to remove them
online.informations (7:16:30 AM): well, its a bit hard to explain
online.informations (7:17:12 AM): please give me your yahoo id password and we will remove them as soon as possible
online.informations (7:17:55 AM): we don’t steal the passwords as other people do, we are honest people
exes_slayer (7:18:19 AM): ok…so i know that a good laugh is good for morale in the morning
exes_slayer (7:18:22 AM): but don’t push it
exes_slayer (7:18:25 AM): i wasn’t born yesterday you know?
exes_slayer (7:18:33 AM): so it would be the best if you would fuck off
exes_slayer (7:18:34 AM): fuck off
exes_slayer (7:18:43 AM): kapiche?
online.informations (7:18:50 AM): man
online.informations (7:18:59 AM): don’t be afraid
online.informations (7:19:06 AM): i’m not like others
exes_slayer (7:19:12 AM): i don’t care
exes_slayer (7:19:14 AM): the thing is
online.informations (7:19:15 AM): ok
exes_slayer (7:19:16 AM): 1)yahoo doesn’t have an office
exes_slayer (7:19:19 AM): here in Romania
exes_slayer (7:19:23 AM): 2)they don’t ask for passwords
exes_slayer (7:19:30 AM): because they have access to the database
online.informations (7:19:35 AM): i will send an email to everyone to not accept your ID because you will infect them
exes_slayer (7:19:40 AM): 3) oh cut the crap
exes_slayer (7:19:51 AM): 4) just fuck off
online.informations (7:21:06 AM): NOTICE!!! Do not accept the id exes_slayer it is a virus and will infect your computer!
exes_slayer (7:21:17 AM): LOL
exes_slayer (7:21:22 AM): lamers these days….
online.informations (7:21:46 AM): ok…i will ignore you now because your id has viruses
exes_slayer (7:21:58 AM): oh no! be careful
exes_slayer (7:22:01 AM): they will jump out of your monitor
exes_slayer (7:22:05 AM): and they will infect you too!
exes_slayer (7:22:13 AM): use an anti cockroach spray
exes_slayer (7:22:14 AM): on your PC
exes_slayer (7:22:19 AM): if it kills the cockroaches it will most probably kill the viruses jumping out of your monitor
online.informations (7:22:19 AM): come on, your in mood for jokes?
exes_slayer (7:22:24 AM): yep,
exes_slayer (7:22:37 AM): i always like to joke with lamers like you
online.informations has signed out. (7:22:43 AM)
Using this opportunity i would like to present online.informations the You’re a lamer!!! award for today.
For my readers: if you encounter people like this, or get emails where someone is asking for your password(most common pishing emails are yahoo/paypal/ebay) DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR PASSWORD!
The service operators will NEVER ask for your password. NEVER!
Also remember to not visit links that you think are suspicious, just access the website accessing its frontpage. Better safe than sorry
| 17 Jan 2008 |
Buggy Youtube |
The guys at Youtube ran some maintenance on the website today but it seems that they messed up a few things:
1) If you try to upload a video larger than 100MB you normally get a javascript pop-up message saying for example “The video file cannot be bigger than 100megs.”
Well here’s what pops up now:

UPLOAD_LIMIT represents the max size of the file that can be uploaded.
2) When i used used the Multi-video Uploader even though i had the Youtube Uploader installed it gave me the error message: “Youtube video uploader is not running – you will be redirected to upload page” on this i said to myself WTF? and i rechecked that is it installed, and yep it is installed.

I pressed the OK button and it threw me to upload page where i got the popup message “Uploader successfully installed – redirecting to upload page” and by this way it kept throwing me from upload page to installer page.

I reported the bugs at youtube and most probably they will be fixed shortly
| 28 Dec 2007 |
Achmed The Dead Terrorist – Christmas edition – Jingle bombs |
In the christmas edtion Achmed will sing us a nice Christmas song: “Jingle bombs” in the usual Achmed way, I’m sure you will love it!
The lyrics of the video(quote from youtube):
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…
[it's not funny!]Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…I KILL YOUOUOU!
| 9 Dec 2007 |
Install windows vista in 2 mintues on your machine |
YES! you CAN install windows vista on your machine in 2 minutes and this video proves it, the only problem is that the machine isn’t taking the disc too well, but in the end everything will run smooth and vista will be ready to be used.
| 26 Nov 2007 |
Push honey! PUSH! |
I found this image on cyberst0rm’s blog. As you see on the image the housiband sais: “Push, Honey! youtube has a 10-minute limit!”. This image is really funny IMO, as you see it reffers to the video lenght limit on youtube.
| 19 Nov 2007 |
How stupid can someone be? – How easyly you can burn a Laptop |
YES! This really happened in Romania, its pretty old, but just found it in my “funny stuff” text document, i was one of the first to know about this. I got this conversation from a friend at gameloft.
Check it out:
cristi: How do i hook up a a laptop? from 220 Volts?
PAPU: yes
PAPU: you cut the wires from the Power Transformer and stick them into the plug
cristi: well, here it sais 12 Volts
PAPU: its bullshit man, if you put it in 220Volts it will run faster
cristi: ok
cristi: hold on
PAPU: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey you idiot i was just joking! DONT DO IT!
PAPU: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey you idiot i was just joking! DONT DO IT!
cristi: what the f*** it started smoking!!!
cristi: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
cristi: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
cristi: you moron, it wasn’t mine! it was loaned to me, not its all messed up and burnt down! what will i do now?
PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhh
| 18 Nov 2007 |
Windows Vista Security is really trying to be the best |
I stumbled across a relatively VERY funny pic that shows how enchanced and protecting the windows Vista security tends to be.

Just think about it a little what would happen if you would hook up A mouse/a keyboard/a webcam/an USB stick/a printer/external hard drive. You would get lots and lots of permission messages.
| 16 Nov 2007 |
Friday, Day no.320 – The most messed up day for me in whole 2007 |
Damn…i really HATE this day…in my opinion it was the most messed up day in the entire year for me, it truly can’t get worst(maybe after i go to bed i’l turn into a werewolf..who knows? lol)
Lets start from the beginning:
- 3 days ago the water supplier of our city announced that starting from 9 AM today till tomorrow 9 am there won’t be any water supply due to some maintanace and upgrades to the water filtering system(they got some money from the European Union).
I wake up today at 8 AM, go out in the kitchen and see the note that there won;t be any water, i’m like “holy crap!” and i start filling bottles with water.
- After i filled like10 bottles with water i sat down to my PC(currently in the kitchen(lol) because we are revamping my room), i start it up and when it starts booting it can’t find the hard drive, so i open up my pc
and switch the power supply cables, reset BIOS and finally somehow my PC starts.
- As usual i check my mail and check the design jobs on digitalpoint, i chat with some friends and decide to go to the forest to give the dogs i found some food and stuff(yesterday when i was out with my doggie i found a dog with 2 small pups so i gave them food and put a box for them and covered it with a bag(so they don;t get wet) – here it isn’t like in the US that you make a call and they come out and take the abandoned animals to a shelter, in my town the only place you can take abandoned animals is the zoo.
- I decided to buy a Digital camera, i checked some pc shops websites from my town and found a cool digicam. I dress up and go down-town to buy the camera, what a surprise: they don’t have it on stock, the chick asks me to wait because she will talk to a collegue of hers to check the suppliers and they will order one for me. I wait about 10 minutes and the chick comes back and sais: “I’m sorry the supplier doesn’t have the digicam on stock neither” – i was about to explode…(i said to myself: “yep…this is Romania”)
- I arrive home and barely sit down to the PC a former client pops in on yahoo messenger(me and betng4u did a website for his hotel but never finished it because he said his mother of law wants to choose the pics that will go in the virtual tour). He sais he needs the stuff done today and gives me instructions and asks my mobile number, i tell him i don’t have one because my number is blocked. He sais he will send me 50$ to buy a SIM card and recharge it with 10euro and give a 10 euro code to betng4u also.
- He sends the money and tells me to go to the post office to pick it up.
- I go down to the post office and stay in line…as i get in front and say what i want the chick there sais:”i’m sorry i currently cant handle that type of payment withdraw please go to desk no. 3.
I swear a little in myself and go to desk 3.There wasn’t a long line there but as i get in front again the other employee tells me: this is the mail desk, go to desk 2.
Then i popped and said to her: “Are you kidding me, do you think i have all day to spin around here? What kind of service is this?” An employee comes from an other desk and sais: “i will handle it” and so i got my 50 bucks.
- I go to an Orange shop and buy the SIM card along with two 10 EURO recharge codes. I come home and put the sim card in my shitty mobile phone(sagem mw 3026) – since i sold my motorola i didn’t quite used mobile phones because i taught my sim card got locked. SURPRIZE! i put in this sim card and the same stuff happens, i realize its the phone’s antenna thats messed up and i start swearing. After i get over it i give betng4u the code and he recharges is card with 10 euro.
- The electrician somehow forgot to come and i’m stuck with no light in guest room…damn incompetetents.
- Me and Betng4u are about to start working when my pc just freezes, i reboot it freezes again, and suddenly Kaspersky pops in saying idk what files are infected(i’m like thanks alot for letting me know after the files got infected and not before) so i copy all the stuff from desktop(i keep the downloads and my work there) to D partition and format drive C and reinstall windows along with all drivers and apps that are needed(photoshop/winamp/firefox/ym/winrar/) and i put the stuff back on desktop(did all that in 40 mins)
- I start work on the design part and Betng4u starts working on the music player for the website,we make some progress when betng realizes he needs to run down to school, meanwhile iinstalled some apps and took my doggie out for a walk.I got back sooner and finished the mp3 player design. He gets back and we continue working. I finish the reservation page design andi ask him if he needs some more designing stuff. He replies: “no”
- Phew finally got over that also, so i started working on the wordpress themes that i need to design for MENJ, and currently i’m here @ 10PM finishing the first design and with 1 more dsign to go…this night will NEVER end…
Now trust me on this: You can’t have a more *bleeped* up day than this! (lol), but as the song sais: ” tomorrow is a different day”
| 11 Nov 2007 |
One of my Friends asks: Why isn’t my dvd Writer working? (really funny) |
As usual every time my PC is running i’m online on yahoo messenger. Actually i was working on the iGreen Template (that will be released soon, i’m very excited about it) when a friend pops in on yahoo messenger.
Check out the conversation:
szasza: hey
slayer: sup?
szasza: yo, i kicked my dvd writer because it was copying slow, and now when it opens up and closes it does it very slow
szasza: and when i put in a DVD or CD it doesn’t even spin it
szasza: !!
slayer: lol
slayer: you kicked your dvd writer and your wondering why it isn’t working?
slayer: i can’t imagine what the problem CAN BE
slayer: there can be various problems, it can be the little engine that opens and closes the hatch, the part of it which moves the laser could be broken, how the heck should i know if i don’t see it lol
szasza: can you fix it
slayer: lol
szasza: yes or no?
slayer: how the heck can you be such an idiot?
slayer: whan went trough your mind when you kicked your DVD writer?
slayer: jeez
szasza: well if it pissed me off
slayer: lol
slayer: alright, drop by tomorrow and i’l check it out
slayer: i can’t guarantee that i will be able to fix it
slayer: but i’l check it out
szasza: okay…thanks
I still can’t understand…how stupid can you be to kick your DVD Writer?…alright alright, sometimes i almost punched my monitor when i was in a stressed situation but never did it, before it crossed my mind that i can break it lol
Here’s a good example for this. Check out this crazy german kid who’s UnrealTournament isn’t working as he wanted to:
| 6 Nov 2007 |
Silence! … i kill you! – the sentence that consacrated Jeff Dunham on Youtube |
Everyone is talking about it, every one knows what it means and where it came from and most importantly when anyone thinks of it a big smile rises on their faces.
I’m talking about the sentence from Jeff Dunham’s Achmed the Dead terrorist presentation
Most probably this is the line that most people remember and they just think back and its like they are watching the show again.
The videos from his latest DVD we’re watched by more than 10 million people(only on youtube!) so just think about all the video sharing sites that exist and all the peopole who bought/rented the dvd, all around the world Jeff Dunham is remembered by his funny lines and the great way he entertains.
I highly recommend you buy his DVD, because its worth every penny






