Archive for the ‘Funny Internet’ Category
| 9 Dec 2007 |
Install windows vista in 2 mintues on your machine |
YES! you CAN install windows vista on your machine in 2 minutes and this video proves it, the only problem is that the machine isn’t taking the disc too well, but in the end everything will run smooth and vista will be ready to be used.
| 26 Nov 2007 |
Push honey! PUSH! |
I found this image on cyberst0rm’s blog. As you see on the image the housiband sais: “Push, Honey! youtube has a 10-minute limit!”. This image is really funny IMO, as you see it reffers to the video lenght limit on youtube.
| 18 Nov 2007 |
Windows Vista Security is really trying to be the best |
I stumbled across a relatively VERY funny pic that shows how enchanced and protecting the windows Vista security tends to be.

Just think about it a little what would happen if you would hook up A mouse/a keyboard/a webcam/an USB stick/a printer/external hard drive. You would get lots and lots of permission messages.
| 16 Nov 2007 |
Friday, Day no.320 – The most messed up day for me in whole 2007 |
Damn…i really HATE this day…in my opinion it was the most messed up day in the entire year for me, it truly can’t get worst(maybe after i go to bed i’l turn into a werewolf..who knows? lol)
Lets start from the beginning:
- 3 days ago the water supplier of our city announced that starting from 9 AM today till tomorrow 9 am there won’t be any water supply due to some maintanace and upgrades to the water filtering system(they got some money from the European Union).
I wake up today at 8 AM, go out in the kitchen and see the note that there won;t be any water, i’m like “holy crap!” and i start filling bottles with water.
- After i filled like10 bottles with water i sat down to my PC(currently in the kitchen(lol) because we are revamping my room), i start it up and when it starts booting it can’t find the hard drive, so i open up my pc
and switch the power supply cables, reset BIOS and finally somehow my PC starts.
- As usual i check my mail and check the design jobs on digitalpoint, i chat with some friends and decide to go to the forest to give the dogs i found some food and stuff(yesterday when i was out with my doggie i found a dog with 2 small pups so i gave them food and put a box for them and covered it with a bag(so they don;t get wet) – here it isn’t like in the US that you make a call and they come out and take the abandoned animals to a shelter, in my town the only place you can take abandoned animals is the zoo.
- I decided to buy a Digital camera, i checked some pc shops websites from my town and found a cool digicam. I dress up and go down-town to buy the camera, what a surprise: they don’t have it on stock, the chick asks me to wait because she will talk to a collegue of hers to check the suppliers and they will order one for me. I wait about 10 minutes and the chick comes back and sais: “I’m sorry the supplier doesn’t have the digicam on stock neither” – i was about to explode…(i said to myself: “yep…this is Romania”)
- I arrive home and barely sit down to the PC a former client pops in on yahoo messenger(me and betng4u did a website for his hotel but never finished it because he said his mother of law wants to choose the pics that will go in the virtual tour). He sais he needs the stuff done today and gives me instructions and asks my mobile number, i tell him i don’t have one because my number is blocked. He sais he will send me 50$ to buy a SIM card and recharge it with 10euro and give a 10 euro code to betng4u also.
- He sends the money and tells me to go to the post office to pick it up.
- I go down to the post office and stay in line…as i get in front and say what i want the chick there sais:”i’m sorry i currently cant handle that type of payment withdraw please go to desk no. 3.
I swear a little in myself and go to desk 3.There wasn’t a long line there but as i get in front again the other employee tells me: this is the mail desk, go to desk 2.
Then i popped and said to her: “Are you kidding me, do you think i have all day to spin around here? What kind of service is this?” An employee comes from an other desk and sais: “i will handle it” and so i got my 50 bucks.
- I go to an Orange shop and buy the SIM card along with two 10 EURO recharge codes. I come home and put the sim card in my shitty mobile phone(sagem mw 3026) – since i sold my motorola i didn’t quite used mobile phones because i taught my sim card got locked. SURPRIZE! i put in this sim card and the same stuff happens, i realize its the phone’s antenna thats messed up and i start swearing. After i get over it i give betng4u the code and he recharges is card with 10 euro.
- The electrician somehow forgot to come and i’m stuck with no light in guest room…damn incompetetents.
- Me and Betng4u are about to start working when my pc just freezes, i reboot it freezes again, and suddenly Kaspersky pops in saying idk what files are infected(i’m like thanks alot for letting me know after the files got infected and not before) so i copy all the stuff from desktop(i keep the downloads and my work there) to D partition and format drive C and reinstall windows along with all drivers and apps that are needed(photoshop/winamp/firefox/ym/winrar/) and i put the stuff back on desktop(did all that in 40 mins)
- I start work on the design part and Betng4u starts working on the music player for the website,we make some progress when betng realizes he needs to run down to school, meanwhile iinstalled some apps and took my doggie out for a walk.I got back sooner and finished the mp3 player design. He gets back and we continue working. I finish the reservation page design andi ask him if he needs some more designing stuff. He replies: “no”
- Phew finally got over that also, so i started working on the wordpress themes that i need to design for MENJ, and currently i’m here @ 10PM finishing the first design and with 1 more dsign to go…this night will NEVER end…
Now trust me on this: You can’t have a more *bleeped* up day than this! (lol), but as the song sais: ” tomorrow is a different day”
| 6 Nov 2007 |
Silence! … i kill you! – the sentence that consacrated Jeff Dunham on Youtube |
Everyone is talking about it, every one knows what it means and where it came from and most importantly when anyone thinks of it a big smile rises on their faces.
I’m talking about the sentence from Jeff Dunham’s Achmed the Dead terrorist presentation
Most probably this is the line that most people remember and they just think back and its like they are watching the show again.
The videos from his latest DVD we’re watched by more than 10 million people(only on youtube!) so just think about all the video sharing sites that exist and all the peopole who bought/rented the dvd, all around the world Jeff Dunham is remembered by his funny lines and the great way he entertains.
I highly recommend you buy his DVD, because its worth every penny
| 6 Nov 2007 |
Shave the cheerleader, shave the world |
I have a good friend who is a big manga and anime fan, but he watches Heroes(the tv show) also. So i’m chatting with some people on yahoo messenger when i notice his status and his avatar.
At his avatar he had Peter Petrelly with the blue eyes, and the status: “shave the cheerleader, shave the world………aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa f*ck it, shave the world with KATANA”
I had a good laugh and i messaged him:
slayer: dude
slayer: you still shaving the world?
slayer:
slayer: can i get a free haircut?
This is the good way to live life and interpret stuff – with a good sense of humor! Never get bored, enjoy life to the max
| 17 Oct 2007 |
Jeff Dunham – Achmed the Dead Terrorist – probably one of the funnyest video on the net |
“Silence! I kill you!” – this is just one very funny quote from the video, the video is filled with great jokes and it really impressed me, everything looks so real: the accent, the way jef is having a conversation with Achmed…everything!
Achmed makes fun of Saddam’s mustard gas, and of Lindsay Lohan, this is the pure story of a suicide bomber who exploded accidentally after activating the bomb and setting it to 30 minutes, but the bad thing was that it exploded after 4 seconds. Achmed hopes he will get his 72 virgins, but he gets shocked when he finds out they didn’t specify that the 72 virgins will be females.
This video is worth to be watched 100%! “God damn it..oh i mean Allah Damn it!”(other quote
)
| 3 Oct 2007 |
Where are “My F***ing Keys” |
This is a very very old picture but still when i look at it it makes me laugh…damn i cant remember how many times i was searching for my keys and when i found them they we’re in my hand lol







