I got this method from an old colleague from a PC shop. The presentation was in a .doc format and it was in hungarian. Its damn funny and yet it shows us a brand new method of changing pc components(one time change). I translated the text and added a bit of spice to it to make it more enjoyable.

STEP 1

In the first step locate the video card’s position which requires replacement. Make sure the pc is in a vertical position to avoid any damage the disassemble might cause!

Before starting the replacement process make sure you are psychically ready to do the job.

STEP 2

This step is one of the simplest steps: Take a permanent marker and mark the area of the video card on the PC case.

Make sure the height of the lines is about 15cm and the width 2cm. If you make the mark bigger the replacement process may lead to injuries of your machine.

STEP 3

Grab your friendly Circular saw(which you will find in any retail PC store) and make the incision on the pc case.

PLEASE! Beware not to injure the exterior of the pc case more than needed!

This might cause unforseen difficulties to the pc.

STEP 4

After the incision is made you can clearly see your video card.

Using your plier smoothly grab its torso and  make the extraction.

In case the video card doesn’t want to come out put some muscle into it and gently rip it out from its metal body.

STEP 6

Now you’re ready to insert the new video card. After taking a deep breath insert the new video card in its slot on the mainboard.

You want the video card to be 100% stable & fixed after insertion. In this case a hammer is really useful which will help you “knock it” into position.

STEP 7

Great job lad! You’ve successfully finished the replacement procedure. To seal the deep wound you’ve caused use regular household duck tape.

The duck tape will make it simple to replace the new video card in case it fails and will facilitate the healing process.

* Note: This procedure was performed by proffessional stunt PCs. DO NOT LET YOUR PC TRY THIS AT HOME!

After getting my MP5 player(i’ll tell you about it in an other post) which supports .flv playback i decided to search for a bulk youtube video downloader. I’ve tried various applications among which i tried Tube Sucker (link omitted deliberately) which is one dumb application(its design sucks also). (Click image to Enlarge)

Now really! a big LOL at that error message. Basically tubesucker didn’t allow me to install it because i had ONLY 2.7G disk space on C:\. What if i want to save the videos to D:\ where i had 60G’s free?

Man…what a dumb application. Anyway the “Windows needs a lot of free space to keep your machine working cleanly” message is hilarious. What does he mean by “working cleanly”? Does he mean that if i keep my hard drive empty my PC will clean itself? If so then i’ll go and delete some of the winDOS system files to free some space, those files are useless anyway.

A long time has passed since i posted in the Funny internet category, and today is the day when this will change!(well, not too much).

I woke up this morning and as usuall i checked the Buy/sell/trade section at digitalpoint. When i saw the thread paying 1.5$ to design a custom wordpress theme i said to myself WTF?!.

Here’s what the guy wants:

hi
i want a custom word press theme for my new blog based on fish breeding.
it can be either a 2 column or 3 column.but it have to be unique and rich in graphics related to marine life.
please post your theme’s screen shots here and i’ll choose the one i like.
payment will be made only via paypal.

I really liked Domainloco.net’s reply:

I know how you can get a “custom” theme for less than that!

Here are the steps:
1. visit google.com
2. click on the search box
3. look down to your keyboard
4. proceed to type in the word “Free”
5. and the word “wordpress”
6. finally type the word “themes”
7. click search
8. pick a good result
9. click on the link to visit the site
10. choose your theme
11. make it custom by adding your free domain name to it…

end.

enjoy!

By this time the guy probably got pissed and came with a very very bad comeback line:

sorry but my budget is low.
i can’t afford more than this.
i have seen designers giving free word press themes.
i just want one of them to design form me.
i don’t want it for free.instead,i’ll pay for it.

Giving away free wordpress themes are one thing and custom wordpress themes are an other thing. It’s like comparing the goat with the cabage,lol.

Its hilarious to see people wanting stuff like this for such a low price. They simply don’t think things over before posting…