This video is a bit unusual than the rest of the videos you saw with Achmed. This video is actually a commercial, where Jeff Dunham and Achmed give big big big thanks to Amazon.com for their support, and they also mention that Spark of Insanity(Jeff’s latest DVD) is one of the best selling comedy DVD’s of all times.

The video gets a bit irritating, because in the 2:37 minutes of the video Achmed sais at least 20 times “I kill you”, and variations of the sentence: “i kill them”.

Here’s the video:

Trust me it’s worth to buy/download Spark of insanity, as Achmed said: “you will laugh your buttaches off” when watching it

As usual i was checking the DigitalPoint forums with a cup of coffee in one of my hand this morning. As i mentioned in previous posts i only check the Buy/Sell/Trade section.

When i got to the link exchange forums the thread title immediately got my attention(i had a feeling it will be something stupid) - Looking for google exchange click

Here’s what the thread starter wrote: 

Are you interested in exchanging a few clicks for adsense? Only 1-2 clicks spread through out the day, and only once every few days.

I realize this is against the Adsense TOS, but i’ve been getting alot of clicks, and 0 earnings from them.

The best method i’ve found is to search for a term from google.com and then visit our sites and click an ad. Please only do 1-2 daily and spread though out the day for best results.

If you’re interested, please reply / pm me with what i should search for, and what site to visit.

I mostly laughed because he admitted that he knows what he wants to do is against Adsense T.O.S  but he still wants to do it.

You got to be either stupid or willing to give up your adsense account to post a thread like this, especially if you would post your URL.

He edited the post, so i’m thinking that he removed the URL from his post and signature, because marieg warned him about the consequences:

I hope people will not report the site not because he’s looking to exchange google clicks.. I was thinking like maybe it’s not his site…

Oops it’s in his signature though

Although it seems that he found some click exchange partners, some people are really desperate to make a few cents without thinking of the consequences or alternatives which could help them make money from their sites.

This is a heads up for every one who tried/is doing/wants to do click exchanges. Google can easily determine if the clicks are legit or not. And if it turns out that the clicks are not legit they won’t hesitate to close your account.

Don’t be stupid! The whole world knows you can’t get rich over night.

Yesterday was a funny day. Starting from college where i had lots of fun with my colleagues to the work on the new theme(TS Evolution) for my blog. Both of us were in a good mood so we joked around(how can you work if there’s no fun?)

A little later…

And a little more later…

And here’s the other funny stuff i was talking about:

I didn’t check DP forums for 2 days because i was busy with projects and when i work i don’t really check new job openings. I got overwhelmed once because i usually message everyone who could be a potential client, those who are looking for website redesign. One time 4 people got back to me saying that they want to hire me. This means 4 website designs.

I remember that for a week this was my daily schedule:

Wake up in the morning -> go to college -> get back home and work -> go to sleep

Back then my girlfriend got upset on me a little but she understood that i’m getting money out of this, eventually i took her to eat pizza, lol.

Getting back to the point: i also check other designers threads so i can compare myself to them and see if i have to improve more to catch up or not.

When i read this thread i laughed my ass off:

Thread Title: Tired of [POOR] Quality Graphics from amatures? Look HERE!

A part from the content:

There are 100’s of people here claiming to give you web templates for $10-15. But most of these people have know idea what a quality template is! We design the best quality templates at the lowest price possible.

We at Ziltech Designs can provide you with great quality web templates and other graphics. [...] It usually costs $60 [...] This is a really low price for such quality templates.

We [...] are reliable ( Check iTrader) slayer: they have an itrader rating of 8

You can see some of our Samples Here

When i checked the samples i got shocked. I HIGHLY doubt that someone would pay $60 for a theme of that low quality.

Here’s what sucka replied to him:

Hmm you´re claiming too much I think ^^

Your are on the same level as the other “poor” designers here.

I´m sorry

I bet that this was a kick in the face for zilox. He tried to explain himself that he tries to give the best for that price but i don’t think someone bought it.

Here’s a tip for newbie designers: Don’t start making custom designs until you have a decent portfolio with web 2.0 designs that are smooth and professional. Till then auction your themes to build up your portfolio.

It doesn’t matter that it’s worth 40$ and you can sell it only for 20$. You get an iTrader rating + build up portfolio + references.

Yesterday my girlfriend was over and i let her use the PC(this was the first and last time) while i made some popcorn. When i got the popcorn done i came back and we watched a movie and went out for a walk. Yesterday i didn’t start yahoo messenger because i got home late and after a shower i went to bed.

This morning when i started up YM i noticed that emoticons are not showing up, i checked every setting in YM but everything seemed fine, eventually i decided to turn off emoticons because its better to see the mark rather than a square with a red dot in it.

A friend asked me to check a website in IE6 and when i started it up i noticed that it’s not loading any images, i went to Internet explorer settings and noticed that the Show pictures box was unticked, i ticked it, refreshed the page and the images showed up. I checked YM and what do you know, a miracle happened, the emoticons showed up.

I would have never taught that YM is in a such close “relationship” with IE, i knew that the messenger insider uses IE, but i never knew that the instant messaging(the chat) itself is linked with IE also.

Check out my conversation with Tim:

slayer: brb
slayer: i got to reinstall
slayer: YM
slayer: smilies not showing up
slayer: >.<
Tim: ok
slayer: stupid
slayer: emoticons
slayer: still not showin up
slayer: >.<
Tim: lol
Tim: weird
slayer: f**k it
slayer: blah
Tim: lol
slayer: i disabled emoticons
slayer: same shit
slayer: if i see the text
slayer: or emoticon
Tim: lol, ok

This morning when i signed on Yahoo Messenger a guy who added me yesterday pops up with the nickname Yahoo Informations.

He really thinks everyone is dumb enough to just give away his password, at the beginning i played along a little but after that i just told him to fuck off, people like this make me sick, damn lamers!

Check out the conversation:

online.informations (7:15:27 AM): good morning
online.informations (7:15:36 AM): i am from Yahoo Information
online.informations (7:15:54 AM): i found on your ID 2 viruses, can you handle their removal?
exes_slayer (7:16:12 AM): oh no! i got viruses?
exes_slayer (7:16:16 AM): please tell me how to remove them
online.informations (7:16:30 AM): well, its a bit hard to explain
online.informations (7:17:12 AM): please give me your yahoo id password and we will remove them as soon as possible
online.informations (7:17:55 AM): we don’t steal the passwords as other people do, we are honest people
exes_slayer (7:18:19 AM): ok…so i know that a good laugh is good for morale in the morning
exes_slayer (7:18:22 AM): but don’t push it
exes_slayer (7:18:25 AM): i wasn’t born yesterday you know?
exes_slayer (7:18:33 AM): so it would be the best if you would fuck off
exes_slayer (7:18:34 AM): fuck off
exes_slayer (7:18:43 AM): kapiche?
online.informations (7:18:50 AM): man
online.informations (7:18:59 AM): don’t be afraid
online.informations (7:19:06 AM): i’m not like others
exes_slayer (7:19:12 AM): i don’t care
exes_slayer (7:19:14 AM): the thing is
online.informations (7:19:15 AM): ok
exes_slayer (7:19:16 AM): 1)yahoo doesn’t have an office
exes_slayer (7:19:19 AM): here in Romania
exes_slayer (7:19:23 AM): 2)they don’t ask for passwords
exes_slayer (7:19:30 AM): because they have access to the database
online.informations (7:19:35 AM): i will send an email to everyone to not accept your ID because you will infect them
exes_slayer (7:19:40 AM): 3) oh cut the crap
exes_slayer (7:19:51 AM): 4) just fuck off
online.informations (7:21:06 AM): NOTICE!!! Do not accept the id exes_slayer it is a virus and will infect your computer!
exes_slayer (7:21:17 AM): LOL
exes_slayer (7:21:22 AM): lamers these days….
online.informations (7:21:46 AM): ok…i will ignore you now because your id has viruses
exes_slayer (7:21:58 AM): oh no! be careful
exes_slayer (7:22:01 AM): they will jump out of your monitor
exes_slayer (7:22:05 AM): and they will infect you too!
exes_slayer (7:22:13 AM): use an anti cockroach spray
exes_slayer (7:22:14 AM): on your PC
exes_slayer (7:22:19 AM): if it kills the cockroaches it will most probably kill the viruses jumping out of your monitor
online.informations (7:22:19 AM): come on, your in mood for jokes?
exes_slayer (7:22:24 AM): yep,
exes_slayer (7:22:37 AM): i always like to joke with lamers like you
online.informations has signed out. (7:22:43 AM)

Using this opportunity i would like to present online.informations the You’re a lamer!!! award for today.

For my readers: if you encounter people like this, or get emails where someone is asking for your password(most common pishing emails are yahoo/paypal/ebay) DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR PASSWORD!

The service operators will NEVER ask for your password. NEVER!

Also remember to not visit links that you think are suspicious, just access the website accessing its frontpage. Better safe than sorry

The guys at Youtube ran some maintenance on the website today but it seems that they messed up a few things:

1) If you try to upload a video larger than 100MB you normally get a javascript pop-up message saying for example “The video file cannot be bigger than 100megs.”

Well here’s what pops up now:

UPLOAD_LIMIT represents the max size of the file that can be uploaded.

2) When i used used the Multi-video Uploader even though i had the Youtube Uploader installed it gave me the error message: “Youtube video uploader is not running - you will be redirected to upload page” on this i said to myself WTF? and i rechecked that is it installed, and yep it is installed.

I pressed the OK button and it threw me to upload page where i got the popup message “Uploader successfully installed - redirecting to upload page” and by this way it kept throwing me from upload page to installer page.

I reported the bugs at youtube and most probably they will be fixed shortly

In the christmas edtion Achmed will sing us a nice Christmas song: “Jingle bombs” in the usual Achmed way, I’m sure you will love it!

The lyrics of the video(quote from youtube):

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…
[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU!

YES! you CAN install windows vista on your machine in 2 minutes and this video proves it, the only problem is that the machine isn’t taking the disc too well, but in the end everything will run smooth and vista will be ready to be used.

I found this image on cyberst0rm’s blog. As you see on the image the housiband sais: “Push, Honey! youtube has a 10-minute limit!”. This image is really funny IMO, as you see it reffers to the video lenght limit on youtube.

YES! This really happened in Romania, its pretty old, but just found it in my “funny stuff” text document, i was one of the first to know about this. I got this conversation from a friend at gameloft.

Check it out:

cristi: How do i hook up a a laptop? from 220 Volts?
PAPU: yes
PAPU: you cut the wires from the Power Transformer and stick them into the plug
cristi: well, here it sais 12 Volts
PAPU: its bullshit man, if you put it in 220Volts it will run faster
cristi: ok
cristi: hold on
PAPU: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey you idiot i was just joking! DONT DO IT!
PAPU: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey you idiot i was just joking! DONT DO IT!
cristi: what the f*** it started smoking!!!
cristi: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
cristi: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
cristi: you moron, it wasn’t mine! it was loaned to me, not its all messed up and burnt down! what will i do now?
PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhh