This morning when i signed on Yahoo Messenger a guy who added me yesterday pops up with the nickname Yahoo Informations.

He really thinks everyone is dumb enough to just give away his password, at the beginning i played along a little but after that i just told him to fuck off, people like this make me sick, damn lamers!

Check out the conversation:

online.informations (7:15:27 AM): good morning
online.informations (7:15:36 AM): i am from Yahoo Information
online.informations (7:15:54 AM): i found on your ID 2 viruses, can you handle their removal?
exes_slayer (7:16:12 AM): oh no! i got viruses?
exes_slayer (7:16:16 AM): please tell me how to remove them
online.informations (7:16:30 AM): well, its a bit hard to explain
online.informations (7:17:12 AM): please give me your yahoo id password and we will remove them as soon as possible
online.informations (7:17:55 AM): we don’t steal the passwords as other people do, we are honest people
exes_slayer (7:18:19 AM): ok…so i know that a good laugh is good for morale in the morning
exes_slayer (7:18:22 AM): but don’t push it
exes_slayer (7:18:25 AM): i wasn’t born yesterday you know?
exes_slayer (7:18:33 AM): so it would be the best if you would fuck off
exes_slayer (7:18:34 AM): fuck off
exes_slayer (7:18:43 AM): kapiche?
online.informations (7:18:50 AM): man
online.informations (7:18:59 AM): don’t be afraid
online.informations (7:19:06 AM): i’m not like others
exes_slayer (7:19:12 AM): i don’t care
exes_slayer (7:19:14 AM): the thing is
online.informations (7:19:15 AM): ok
exes_slayer (7:19:16 AM): 1)yahoo doesn’t have an office
exes_slayer (7:19:19 AM): here in Romania
exes_slayer (7:19:23 AM): 2)they don’t ask for passwords
exes_slayer (7:19:30 AM): because they have access to the database
online.informations (7:19:35 AM): i will send an email to everyone to not accept your ID because you will infect them
exes_slayer (7:19:40 AM): 3) oh cut the crap
exes_slayer (7:19:51 AM): 4) just fuck off
online.informations (7:21:06 AM): NOTICE!!! Do not accept the id exes_slayer it is a virus and will infect your computer!
exes_slayer (7:21:17 AM): LOL
exes_slayer (7:21:22 AM): lamers these days….
online.informations (7:21:46 AM): ok…i will ignore you now because your id has viruses
exes_slayer (7:21:58 AM): oh no! be careful
exes_slayer (7:22:01 AM): they will jump out of your monitor
exes_slayer (7:22:05 AM): and they will infect you too!
exes_slayer (7:22:13 AM): use an anti cockroach spray
exes_slayer (7:22:14 AM): on your PC
exes_slayer (7:22:19 AM): if it kills the cockroaches it will most probably kill the viruses jumping out of your monitor
online.informations (7:22:19 AM): come on, your in mood for jokes?
exes_slayer (7:22:24 AM): yep,
exes_slayer (7:22:37 AM): i always like to joke with lamers like you
online.informations has signed out. (7:22:43 AM)

Using this opportunity i would like to present online.informations the You’re a lamer!!! award for today.

For my readers: if you encounter people like this, or get emails where someone is asking for your password(most common pishing emails are yahoo/paypal/ebay) DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR PASSWORD!

The service operators will NEVER ask for your password. NEVER!

Also remember to not visit links that you think are suspicious, just access the website accessing its frontpage. Better safe than sorry