In the christmas edtion Achmed will sing us a nice Christmas song: “Jingle bombs” in the usual Achmed way, I’m sure you will love it!
The lyrics of the video(quote from youtube):
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…
[it's not funny!]Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…I KILL YOUOUOU!
5 Responses to “Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Christmas edition - Jingle bombs”
-
pingback:
0 
1
Posted: Dec 28th, 2007 at 10:08 am Reply to this comment.1Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Christmas edition - Jingle bombs[...] Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Christmas edition - Jingle bombs In the christmas edtion Achmed will sing us a nice Christmas song: “Jingle bombs” in the usual Achmed way, I’m sure you will love it! The lyrics of the video(quote from youtube): Text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my … [...]
-
pingback:
0 1
Posted: Dec 28th, 2007 at 10:37 am Reply to this comment.2Christmas News Aggregator » Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Christmas edition - Jingle bombs[...] Original post here [...]
-
pingback:
0 1
Posted: Dec 28th, 2007 at 6:06 pm Reply to this comment.3The Christmas Song[...] Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Christmas edition - Jingle bombs [...]
-
will
0 1
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2008 at 6:40 pm Reply to this comment.4Elllllllllllooooooooooo i am Lindsay Lohan
-
henry
1 0
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2008 at 6:44 pm Reply to this comment.5WTF?
Hello, and welcome to my blog. My name is Tom and i am the owner of thaslayer.com. I'm 19 years old and currently in college (Year I) studying English Literature and Lexicology, but also work as a professional freelance web designer, and part-time blogger. 