28 Dec 2007

Achmed The Dead Terrorist – Christmas edition – Jingle bombs

In the christmas edtion Achmed will sing us a nice Christmas song: “Jingle bombs” in the usual Achmed way, I’m sure you will love it!

The lyrics of the video(quote from youtube):

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…
[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU!

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User Comments

  • will - 23 Jan 2008 6PM

    Elllllllllllooooooooooo i am Lindsay Lohan

  • henry - 23 Jan 2008 6PM

    WTF?

  • Tricia - 06 Jan 2009 2PM

    This made me laugh so hard. Especially at the part, “I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off.”
    Hilarious

  • Anonymous - 23 Jan 2009 7PM

    lol

  • Anonymous - 05 Jun 2009 1PM

    funny as hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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